by Professor Lynn Basford
I am PAUSING-ON-MEN in my life
Just temporary you know!
but, it may last a few years!
Small price to pay given that I have served my time,
Men-arch to Men-o-Pause,
with regular MEN-strual-cramps:
loads of MEN-tal Anxiety;
and almost had a MEN-tal breakdown.
Throughout this time my hormones took care of my ova;
ripening it every month for your MEN-sperm to fertilise it;
they took care of my mood swings;
my central heating system;
My hair, skin, AND memory.
SO HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE
when I throw open windows in the middle of winter,
and the bed clothes off several times a night
when I forget where I left the car;
when I cry over nothing,
or, laugh hysterically!
BECAUSE You know I am in Men-o-Pausal Transition
from being a beautiful women
to a Monster !
DONT WORRY, its only temporary, Or so they say!!